Not too long ago, my off-again-on-again running partner told me that I need to start writing down the awesome pickup lines that I've been on the business end of. I feel like this might be the perfect forum, especially for when I want to tell a good story but don't have the time to write something quality.
THE LINE: "You are visually delicious!"
Setting: a basement club, not wholly unlike this basement, except maybe 10% the size of the one that inspired that story.
Context: dancing with a young man who keeps grabbing my ass and staring at my tits. I'm two months out of a serious relationship.
Did it work: you betcha. That young man's name is an integral word in a popular song, and every time I hear it I laugh at the same time as I get wet. That's a story for another time.